1, 2, 3, 4, Jawas Wanna Hop S'more

At the suggestion of my good friend Drew Mack, I'm doing the Ramones all next week on the Great Star Wars Synchronicity Project. How will I rock it? Oh, something like this:

3/13: Leave Home
3/14: Rocket to Russia
3/15: Road to Ruin
3/16: Too Tough To Die
3/17: Adios Amigos

Yes, all with Star Wars, 'cause it's my favorite and I want to find the album that gets sixty-plus synchs with it before I concentrate on Empire or Jedi. If you don't like it, you can put it where the monkey puts the coconuts.

So I got this new job editing text book manuscripts that I'm pretty psyched about. I start Monday. Not really looking forward to the hour long shot down I-4 every morning, but if this jive works out, I'll be relocating like my name was Michael Jackson.

RFP fans: the new line-up has jelled, and a show will be booked soon. Praise Allah. Haven't sold the guys on a wacky cover yet, but there's still time. I'm leaning toward that Christmas song Horatio Sans sings every December on "Saturday Night Live." How bad-ass would that be totally punked out?

The correct answer is very. It would be very bad-ass.