Wednesday, March 01, 2006

The Day The Probots Took Over



The Empire Strikes Back (1995 "Faces" VHS).


The Chronic by Dr. Dre, which I've already determined synchs up with Star Wars in twenty-eight significant ways (click here to see how).

As usual, I started this sucker right after the second drumroll in the 20th Century Fox fanfare.


- "Fuck Wit Dre Day" starts right after the opening crawl disappears.

- The phrase "you and me, toe to toe" is heard in "Fuck Wit Dre Day" as the Wampa attacks Luke.

- Obi-Wan's ghost appears as we hear the line "they can't fade us" in "The Day The Niggas Took Over."

- The phrase "you have no clue" in "Nuthin But A 'G' Thang" is heard as Princess Leia is angrily reacting to Han's suggestion that she has feelings for him (the "scruffy nerf herder" scene).

- One of the choruses of "Nuthin But A 'G' Thang" is heard as Leia kisses Luke ("it's like this and like that and like this, uh huh...").

- We see a shot of the Rebel pilots preparing for the Hoth battle as a male speaker says something about a "new generation" at the beginning of "Lil' Ghetto Boy."

- A male speaker is heard saying something to the effect of, "If I have to die for this motherfucker today, then I'm dead" during Luke's conversation with Dak (who dies a few minutes later).

- The line "I'm ready to fuck shit up" is heard in "The Roach" as we see TIE Bombers bombing the asteroid in hopes of locating the Millennium Falcon.


That "they can't fade us" bit with Obi-Wan made me laugh. That's pretty much what he said to Vader in the first movie. You can't fade a Jedi. They only come back, more powerful than you can possibly imagine, glowin' all blue an' shit. Haters better recognize!


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